UK swingers etiquette. What UK swingers need to know!

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What's That Terrible Smell ?

The days of bathing or showering once a week whether you needed it or not are long gone. Never turn up to any sort of intimate social gathering without spending some time in the bath or shower first. And while you're in the shower or bath make sure that you wash EVERY part of your body.

Body odour is bad enough but don't let that sexy brunette who likes to play with your ass find herself locked in an old Star Trek episode and have to look at the Klingons circling Uranus.

And guys, you may think that designer stubble looks sexy and maybe it does but if you want to get into some serious pussy worshipping then shave before you party. I know from personal experience that having an unshaven guy go down on me is like being attacked with a kitchen scourer. If you don't believe me then go down to the workshop, find a wood file and use it to vigorously rub the end of your cock.

If you do that you will then know what the insides of a girl's thighs feel like after an unshaven guy has spent some time licking her pussy. You want other people in these groups to enjoy you and that enjoyment starts with your personally hygiene.

Don't Forget Your Partner

You may be having the wildest time you have ever experienced but what about your partner? Whether it is the guy or girl you came with or the guy or girl you making out with, be sure to be aware of how they are feeling. And be prepared to change what you are doing to meet their needs.

Swinging takes two and if your partner's needs are not being met then you may never get another opportunity or another invitation so stay in tune with them and don't ignore them.

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